additionally...

i reread an old entry, i STILL wonder whether the neighbors or anyone sees me naked everyday. i change in front of an open window. it faces the street. i doubt it.

also, additionally was my favorite transition word in elementary school. i'd use it in every "essay" i wrote.

things i have to do before i leave:

1. pack - if anyone could see my room right now they'd be as overwhelmed as i am. i don't understand how i'm meant to empty it into a cubicle dorm room.

2. spend time with missy- this could actually be more important than packing. i'll miss my little missy moo more than i'll miss my family. truly.

3. breathe - it's hard to remember this step for me. a lot.

4. don't let thunder cunts get me down - PIVOTAL.

5. breathe - see? i already forgot.

reasons to read stephanie perkins' novel Anna and the French Kiss

i trust john green. so when john green says a book is romantic, i believe him. i purchased anna and the french kiss and i do not regret it. so if you trust me (alex), read it. it's positively adorable and romantic and then adorable again.

here are some other incentives:

1. hot boys.

2. boarding school in paris

3. french people

4. foodgasms

5. one particularly amazing romantic lead with a french name, british accent, and american citizenship

6. things you wished happened to you when you visited paris...oh wait, that one's for me.

so. read it. just read it. you won't regret it.

PS- the author of this book is a nerdfighter AND has blue streaks in her author picture. PICK HER!

blue eyeshadow

is a no no. well, for me at least. some people can pull it off. no. that's a lie. no one looks good with all blue eyeshadow. maybe a splash of blue or some blue eyeliner or a navy crease. but today i made the mistake of believing that today an all blue eye wouldn't make me look like a prostitute miss piggy. yeah, well oink oink. and it was even more of a mermaid cartoon slut than missy prostipig.

i'm rambling. the point is: avoid blue eyeshadow unless i give you the go ahead. but even then, we all make mistakes every once in a while.

God save us all

I waxed my own eyebrows today. Not half bad. which means half bad. half good. half at least they're not so hairy anymore.

exciting news!

i got this box of 40 mini fruit roll ups for....

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50 CENTS!

i know alex will appreciate.

ok so

that wasn't too painful. but to be honest i should've kept the dye on longer. it's not quite brilliant black enough for me. but maybe in the daylight it will be. who knows. i survived. the bathroom is re-cleaned. and i don't have brown and gray roots. all is right with the world.