ashley: i'm going soliciting, mom, what should i wear?
mom: something conservative.
ashley: like my pencil skirt?
mom: you have a pencil skirt?!
ashley: yeah... two. but one's dirty....
mom: really?
ashley: yeah... why are you surprised...?
mom: i don't know.
ashley: ok. so then a pencil skirt and what top?
mom: i don't know, ash, something conservative.
ashley: you said that already. didn't help.
mom: well, sorry. *on way out door* just don't wear heels that are too high, people will think you're slutty.
ashley: *waits til mom leaves and puts on highest shoes in collection.*
this is my life.
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