blue eyeshadow

is a no no. well, for me at least. some people can pull it off. no. that's a lie. no one looks good with all blue eyeshadow. maybe a splash of blue or some blue eyeliner or a navy crease. but today i made the mistake of believing that today an all blue eye wouldn't make me look like a prostitute miss piggy. yeah, well oink oink. and it was even more of a mermaid cartoon slut than missy prostipig.

i'm rambling. the point is: avoid blue eyeshadow unless i give you the go ahead. but even then, we all make mistakes every once in a while.