you know what i always hate?

when someone preemptively tells you, you can't have something of theirs. i didn't ask for any. but go ahead and tell me why i can't have some.... ok are you done? good. cause i don't give a shit. and i didn't before you started talking, and i don't now.

as if that wasn't bad enough, these are always the people who come ask you for shit. do i stop you from walking up to me like "no you can't have a piece of gum because i don't have the money to buy a new pack and i precisely planned out this entire pack." no. i let you come up and ask. and i say yes. because i am not as much of a defensive asshole as you are.