on facebook

when you click through to strangers' profiles and look at their stuff, you know you do it, maybe not as much anymore but i was just doing it now.

looking at pictures of boys in metal bands whom i used to be hella attracted to.

what the hell was i thinking? i mean, honestly, scene kid, you're trying as hard as hipster boys, but you look twice as dumb.

brb, being attracted to real men.