i want to throw a drink in your face.

well, not really. but i've always really wanted to have a reason to toss my drink into someone's face. it's actually on my bucket list. which sounds dumb. but think about it: you're throwing a drink in someone's face. they probably offended you. maybe they insulted you. maybe they came onto you. maybe both. in this hypothetical situation, it's an alcoholic drink, so you know that will sting. plus, in my hypothetical situation, i haven't purchased the drink i'm tossing. i wouldn't waste my money on a slob/bitch/jerk like you anyway. just sayin'

so i've given it a lot of thought. i will throw a drink in someone's face. hopefully i won't do it prematurely, because now that i'm set on it, my drink tossing hand is twitching with anticipation.

on a more serious note: read the hunger games. i'm guessing the only person who will read this entry is already reading the hunger games, but if you stumble upon this blog in a google search for throwing drinks in someone's face, read the hunger games by suzanne collins.