excuses that don't make any sense.

he#1: i'm really trying to find a black and white striped shirt. but the only kind american apparel has is men's and it's this awful crew neck.

me: oh. try forever21.com

he#1: yeah i mean i just have a lot of trouble navigating the site. there's just so much stuff on it.

me: yeah.... which is why it will probably have one

WHY ASK ME IF YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP?