Saturday, February 26, 2011

i don't hate you cause you're a hipster.

i hate you cause you're lazy.

i made a garbage schedule so that the garbage will get taken out weekly. it was he#1's week. the chart says to take it out on friday. i mean, if you wanted thursday would be fine, too. she doesn't take the garbage out until 11:30pm. she's been home all day. no friday class. just sleeping. all day. she doesn't do homework. i know. ok fine. so then i go to throw something out and there aren't any garbage bags.... really? so i say that she needs to put bags in them. she asks me where the bags are. i know she knows. i told her the day before. she's just lazy as hell. so then there's only one bag. (we have three bins) first, she tries to put the bag onto the bin. she can't. she just really can't figure it out at all. which leads me to believe she's never put a garbage bag on before, or she's so lazy she wants me to come to and do it for her. newsflash: i'm not doing it for you. so i explained to her. and then she said i guess i should go to cvs for bags. and i say yes. and she says she's not going alone.... why not? cause she's lazy. has nothing to do with the time of day. and she doesn't care that i've wiped off all my makeup, that i'm wearing rolled up sweatpants because i want to wash everything i own, that i don't want to go cause it's not my garbage day. she says she's not going unless i go. so i go. cause we need garbage bags. we get back and she once again acts as if she cannot put the bag on. and she says to me "it didn't work." so i say "try again." i'm missing the complication here.

while we're out getting garbage bags. she keeps complaining how she texted her friend here and said she really wanted to go to a bar (she's not social) and her friend texted her back and said "we're at a bar! come meet us" she starts complaining, how she has her two friends 'roping' her into going out with them. poor you. it must be really hard that people want to spend time with you. "but they're going dancing. i just want to go to a bar." so to get this straight.... you want to go to a bar. and sit. and then sit some more. and then sit some more. k. just making sure.


this girl is unbelievable. i didn't know that people like her existed. because she literally wants no responsibilities. not for her actions. not in the suite. not financially.

i guess what i'm trying to say is. as inconsiderate as my roommate can be. she has her good points.
the only good point in he#1 is that she gives me her fancy samples when she orders expensive shit. and the only reason she doesn't want them is "they mess with my ocd" cause they're small.....
i don't have pride issues here. i'll use a sample up. samples are free.

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