i like posting exclusively about he#1 because it gives my blog a purpose. to expose this hipster enemy. so just to catch you up: still talking on the phone outside my door.

but now, when she's being needy and demanding, i say very quietly to myself : i hate you. it makes me feel like i'm in a movie.

here's a little conversation between three people in my suite... the third part cool hipster (ch) is he#1's room mate. i like her. i was under the impression he#1 was asleep (cause she always is) so our convo when a little something like this:

me: ch, come here look at my new lipgloss!

ch: oh wow. that's really nice. it's mac? oh. are you wearing it?

me: yeah

ch: it looks nice. now i want one.

me: yeah. oh hey, ch, do you want a chocolate?

ch: no thanks. i'm ok.

me: ok.

ch: what? (offstage) what? he#1 says she wants a chocolate.

me: well, i didn't ask you he#1 you selfish little jerk! you have a valentine. you don't understand. go back to sleep!

he#1: i never sleep. that's why i'm always so tired.

me: no you always sleep. that's why you make excuses for yourself and sleep during the day.

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...me no want he#1