when you switch trains at newark it always sucks. esp when pam and jim think it's cute to flirt their way up the stairs while i have three bags one of which is twice my size. so cute that when i get up from behind them, the train left. well, it was leaving. right before our eyes. so i was mad.
but not as mad as bitchface. that shall be her name henceforth. bitchface literally has a group of women around her. strangers and she's like screaming that this always happens and it's bullshit. and the women are encouraging her. AND SHE WON'T SHUT UP. guess the fuck what, bitchface. WE ALL MISSED THE SAME TRAIN. all of us. we wouldn't be on the platform listening to your fucking mouth if we hadn't. but it doesn't end with complaining. it goes onto and i quote: there won't be another train for an hour!
queue all of us looking at monitor which basically says bitchface is full of the same bullshit she's calling on newark penn station. it very clearly says that there are three upcoming trains to new york before the hour is over. to which she replies: we'll see. sometimes they put the track number on the screen and you go there and it's the wrong track.
can we take a second here and ask this question: what profit would newark penn station make by not letting passengers onto their trains? it's not like i miss a train and then i go, oh well, better walk from here instead and throw away my ticket. you're gonna take the ride you paid for. maybe even a ride you didn't pay for ala me every week reusing my ticket.
so then smartass bitchface, when the train finally does come, leads her group of women (who are all strangers) and says: let's ask the conductor. is this train going to new york?
IT SAYS NEW YORK ON THE SIDE OF THE TRAIN. but she has to be a smartass cunt about it. i have no patience for you bitchface. in fact, i was so tired, i almost got incredibly verbal with you.
but instead, i tweeted. that i was gonna have to show her the way new jersey works.
here is something good about the train ride: they didn't collect my ticket in between newark and new york so the next time i go home, i can just buy a ticket to newark for five dollars and make it all the way to somerville.
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