a new thought on hipster ken.

he is so smart. oh wait, a new thought? he also has bible knowledge. good enough for me.

but on a serious note, he's so smart i would never be able to talk to him. i'm the most awkward person on the planet. don't people know this by now?

but, maybe i just am when it comes to men cause i charmed two girls from my playwriting class. making jokes and the like. we had fun. i interacted with two other humans and lived to tell the tale.

put that in your juicebox and suck it, universe.

the reason that popped into my head is because they laughed pretty hard when i told them that whenever i talk to strangers i sound like a pornographic five year old. which is terrible but they knew exactly what i meant. and it popped into my head because alex used to mock my phone voice at hair plus. and when i pulled up to drive thru windows. and nips mocks it, too. told me to open a sex line. know what, nips? i might. at least then i'd make some money.