toilet paper standoff: part II

who will fold? will anyone ask anyone to get toilet paper? will someone go into the bathroom only to discover there is no toilet paper and the people outside the bathroom know and wonder awkwardly how their business went down? will i end up at cvs? will i hold it for days on end?

answers to all these questions and more. but truly, only time will tell.

this story is incoming. check back for details tomorrow.