Saturday, March 19, 2011

blogging on the cusp of maybe getting drunk soon

i very currently have a half full tumbler of rum and coke. hoping to repeat. know what i'm not hoping to repeat? leaving this fucking dorm. because stupid room mate sucks major balls. i walk in. after a completely stressful day of travelling with frozen meats on my shoulder. and i cannot get to my side of the room. there is a huge open suitcase. on top of that, there are three people in my room. STRANGERS. my room mate is not with them. Y U Suck so much? my bed has FOR SURE been slept in my hair dryer is on the floor. my soap has been thrown out of the shower. my towel has been covered by someone else's. who's? time will tell. how do you not realize you live with someone else? HOW DO YOU SUCK SO MANY BALLZ? i need to know.
i look pretty. and i'm ready to go out. isn't it weird how when you're drinking the drink almost immediately warms you? like you can feel it? why does it do that? on another note, i've finished my tumbler. i'm all warm and i want to know why.

do tell me in the comments.

and also tell me why my room mate is such a ... a... a... ball sucking inconsiderate cunty twatty person.

is that too harsh? don't care. i'm warm.

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