the story begins

about a week ago. when he#1 asked me makeup advice. always happy to help there. she asked me which $30 dior mascara she should buy.... yeah.... i happen to have tried a deluxe sample of one of them and it was amazing. so i told her to buy diorshow ectase. so she hops her little butt up to sephora to get the sales associate to try it on her. yeah. use the tester mascara....... nooo. NEVER EVER USE TESTER MASCARA. the best way to get an eye infection is to use someone else's mascara. it's happened to nips many a day. but i wasn't with her in sephora. and it happened. and she bought the mascara.

and she got an eye infection. so she goes home to NJ for the doctor. this is another thing that doesn't make any sense. she has health care from home but she didn't use the health care waiver. so essentially her parents are paying for both health cares. oh. that makes perfect sense....

and she writes on my wall (complaining of course): "On Saturday I bought the DIorshow Extase mascara but, because it is an investment and I wanted to make sure I liked it, I had one of the Sephora makeup artists try the sample on me first. Now I have a serious eye infection and might have to throw out my new $30 dream mascara I got to use once. MAKEUP"

to which i reply. return it. sephora takes everything back and they do!

to which she says : "I have to check if I still have the receipt."

to which I say: "Never throw out a receipt from sephora. They take everything back."

I go back to type something else FIVE MINUTES LATER and she had deleted my post.

So as we've learned about he#1 she makes excuses that don't make sense. So instead of doing everything she can to get the $30 back. she will say she can't and eat it.

also. because she's been gone, her dishes remain.

8 days.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER.