there is this kid in my class. my shakespeare class. he wears cosby sweaters and worn out vans and chucks. and hipster glasses. but they're not fake. i think he's the smartest person on the planet. wait that's not true. i think he's the most intuitive when it comes to shakespeare. which means, he's sexy. for being smart about the bard. everytime he opens his mouth rainbows come out. rainbows of magic and intelligence and i wish that he could talk about shakespeare all day everyday. he's like the hipster kenneth branaugh. but way less cocky. he shall be henceforth known as hipster ken.

today while speaking on the "twoness" of hamlet. one person commented that hamlet is the only single in a play of doubles. someone else asked what about horatio? well hipster ken was on it. explaining that horatio sort of becomes a combination of the character horatio and the character marcellus and that their are discrepancies with the character of horatio for this reason. he went on. but you get the drift.

you guys, he's like my own person sparknotes.

on a way sadder note: he#1's grandpa died. like i said, i don't want anybody's grandpa to die. so rip he#1's grandpa.